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Personalized Fake Newspapers

Write Your Own Fake Newspaper Article

If you were unable to find a pre-written fake newspaper story to
suit your needs, you can always Write Your Own From Scratch.

How it Works:

Write anything you like. All prices remain the same regardless of whether you
use our Copyrighted text, or your own, or some combination of both. 

View Size and Format Options

As Seen on TV

Article Number C-00
Write your own article from scratch
(or browse and change pre-written stories HERE)

See Michael Bolton prank Regis Philbin with one of our fake newspapers

We accept: American Express, Master Card, Visa, Discover

Write Your Own Fake Newspapers From Scratch
Questions about Fake Newspapers? Try Our FAQs First!
View Optional Format Samples
Email
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Instructions:

Complete the form.
You may copy-and-paste story parts into the form.
Hit "SUBMIT". You'll be taken to a "Thank You" page.
PRINT that page for your records.
Click "CONTINUE" to go to the payment page.
Follow the flow through the Shopping Cart check-out.
DO NOT(!!) reply to that email with corrections!
To make corrections please submit a new form.

Volume Discounts are available during checkout

Whole Size $39.95, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 2 copies  (standard order)
Whole Size $87.50, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 5 copies
Whole Size $199.00, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 12 copies
Whole Size $600.00, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 50 copies
Small Pocket Clippings $17.95, No headline, 6x9 inches, 10 copies
Small Pocket Clippings $45.00, No headline, 6x9 inches, 30 copies
Full Page $24.95, (half sheet), No Headline, 13x23 inches, 3 copies
Full Page $67.85, (half sheet), No Headline, 13x23 inches, 9 copies
Full Page $146.95, (half sheet), No Headline, 13x23 inches, 21 copies
Poster Size $49.95, With Headline, 42x75 inches, 1 copy
Poster Size $217.95, With Headline, 42x75 inches, 5 copies
Tabloid Size $24.95, With Headline, 13x21 inches, 3 copies

IMPORTANT!

Please note:
This product page is designed for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page, and that product page only! To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for. Thank you...

Remember!

Whole Size is a two-sheet, eight-page WHOLE newspaper WITH HEADLINE
Poster Size is HUGE, printed on stiffer poster stock; one page WITH HEADLINE
Small Size is SMALL -- roughly a 6 x 9 inch "Pocket Clipping" with NO HEADLINE
Tabloid is tabloid sized, smaller than the Enquirer; one sheet, two pages each WITH HEADLINE
Full size is one full page, NOT one full SHEET; it's an INSIDE half-sheet page with NO HEADLINE

For "Bulk" Advertising Fake News Clips, Go Here

 

Fill out the following information and click 'Submit'.

Delete any unwanted text in any field
Type NONE in any fields you want left blank

*Article Number	C-1 BASE Jumper C-2 Bear Finds Way to Town C-3 Screw Loose X-Ray C-4 Fakey Alien Abduction C-5 Human Ape Baby C-6 Lotto Winner C-7 Two Story Outhouse C-8 Puppy in a Tree C-9 Skydiving Car C-10 Slacker Award C-11 UFO Sighting C-12 Wanted for Grisly Murder C-13 Outlaw Bikers C-14 Save an Airliner C-15 Ten Passenger Motorcycle C-16 Beauty Pageant Winner C-17 Mile High Club (plane stuck in wires) C-18 Computer Toilet C-19 Meteor Hits Local Home C-20 Not Used C-21 Bungee Biker C-22 Machine Gun Fisherman C-23 DB Cooper Found Alive C-24 KKK Grand Wizard C-25 Santa Claus Killer C-26 Reptile Woman C-27 Trucker Hits Bridge C-28 My Anus C-29 Street Walker C-30 Ferry Sinks C-31 Mugger Gets Ass Kicked C-32 Best Employee Award C-33 Monorail Stoppee C-34 Vessel Raised from the Deep C-35 Kirby Hat Diver C-36 Shark Attack C-37 Grand Canyon Motorcycle Jump C-38 Rubber Raft Skydivers C-39 Naked Man in Carwash C-40 Big Surf C-41 Beat Up the Devil C-42 No Life on Mars C-43 Prop Diver C-44 World's Largest Penis on Record C-45 Fondled by President Clinton C-46 Mother of the Year C-47 Cuban Cigar Smugglers C-48 Biker Races Seattle Monorail C-49 Narrows Bridge Biker Stunt C-50 Castro's Cigar Gift C-51 Seattle Monorail Bear C-52 Eiffel Tower Comes to Your Town C-53 Moon Knocked Out of Orbit C-54 Second Face on Mars Confirmed C-55 BASE Jumper Arrested Downtown C-56 Croc Found in Sewer C-57 Record Pompano (fish) Caught C-58 Happy Valentine's Day C-59 New Olympics Event C-60 ER Bottle Incident C-61 Bears Downtown C-62 Giraffe on the Loose C-63 Female Streaker C-64 Pizza Blimp Crash C-65 Industrial Park Bear C-66 Balloon Man Flies C-67 New Traffic Lights Erected C-68 Fake Your Own Death C-69 Bridge to Hawaii C-70 Scary Fish C-71 Earthquake Rocks Seattle C-72 Earthquake Rocks Seattle C-73 Monorail Crash C-74 Meteor Shower C-75 Fortean Blobs C-76 Human Organ Thieves C-77 Stock Market Crash C-78 V-16 Motorcycle C-79 Demi Moore or Memorex C-80 Naked Men Arrested C-81 Alien Implant C-82 Experimental Black Hole Out of Control C-83 Britney Spears C-84 Not Used C-85 Not Used C-86 Not Used C-87 Not Used C-88 Country Bought by US C-89 Derby Winner C-90 Not Used C-91 Brown Noser C-92 Police Ask for Help C-93 Crop Circle C-94 Smallest Penis in the World C-95 Dance Studio C-96 Not Used C-97 Goat Molester C-98 Horsing Around C-99 Head Up Ass C-100 Old Woman Hooker C-101 Broken Penis C-102 Public Exposure C-103 Viagra Fatality C-104 Male Prostitution C-105 Bottle Stuck Up Butt C-106 Not Used C-107 Mysterious Flying Rods C-108 Birthday Cake Fire C-109 Space Cows on Mars C-110 Killer Deer Kicks Hunter's Ass C-111 Killer Deer Gets Eaten C-112 Freeway Sign Hacked C-113 Marriage Vaccine C-114 Surfer Shark Attack C-115 Alien Anal Probe C-116 Osama bin Laden Captured Alive C-117 Penis Stuck in Fan C-118 Terrorist Arrested C-119 Not Used C-120 Smart Bombs Not so Smart C-121 Write Your Own Obituary C-122 Doing Atkins C-123 Arnold Schwarzenegger C-124 Haunt the House of Your Choice C-125 Not Used C-126 Michael Jackson Molests Your Dad C-127 Write Your Own Horoscope C-128 Largest Ball of Pubic Hair C-129 Not Used C-130 Santa Barbara PD Goes Crazy C-131 Jennifer Wilbanks Spoiled Brat C-132 Laura Bush / Teresa Kerry C-133 Judicial System Disbanded C-134 Not Used C-135 Not Used C-136 Not Used C-137 Not Used C-138 Not Used C-139 Not Used C-140 Not Used C-141 Not Used C-142 Not Used C-143 Not Used C-144 Not Used C-145 Not Used C-146 Not Used C-147 Not Used C-148 Not Used C-149 Not Used C-150 Not Used C-00 CUSTOM Write Your Own
*Your First Name	25 characters remaining.
*Your Last Name	25 characters remaining.
*Email:
*Verify Email:
*Date of Newspaper This prints!	30 characters remaining.
*Newspaper Name This prints!	35 characters remaining.
*Newspaper Headline (whole & poster ONLY!)	60 characters remaining.
*Image Description	150 characters remaining.
*Article Headline	80 characters remaining.
*Byline	20 characters remaining.
*Story Location	20 characters remaining.
*Main Story Text 2100 chars for small size 4500 chars for other sizes	4500 characters remaining.
*I agree to check my email in case there are questions about my order	YES
Freeway Sign Text (Complete this field for C-112 ONLY!)	40 characters remaining.
Trophy Text (Complete this field for C-16 or C-32 ONLY!)	20 characters remaining.
Valentine Message (Complete this field for C-58 ONLY!)	140 characters remaining.
Main Image Upload (if any)
Inset Image Upload (if any)
*Have You Included Any Images (above)?	YES NO
*Size & Format for this Story?	-= Select =- SMALL ($16.95) (10 copies) FULL ($24.95) (3 copies) WHOLE ($39.95) (2 copies) <<--- Standard Order POSTER ($49.95) (1 copy) TABLOID ($24.95) (3 copies)
*I understand I may NEVER email with corrections, changes, or updates to my story. I agree to SUBMIT A NEW FORM for corrections	YES
*I Agree Not to Use This Product for Illegal and/or Fraudulent Purposes	YES

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