Have
Fun with a
Fake Pregnancy Test
A False Positive Every Single Time! This
item may NOT be customized; click HERE
for
a fake medical test kit which may be customized
This item may
NOT be personalized; it ships as shown above.
Each kit carries a disclaimer label outside the
shrink-wrap on the bottom -- remove at your own risk.
(it's a legal thing)
Ships in a plain box!
In
the Kit...
What
the heck's in the test kit, anyhow?
Each
kit contains all the goodies you need to utterly convince your mark
the test they're taking is legitimate. Contents include sterile pads
to wipe your pee-pee, complete instructions, some medical gibberish
that will totally confuse your victim, a little urine collection vial,
the test strips themselves, etc. etc..
Each
kit contains supplies for two complete tests---your victim can take
the test twice to be twice as convinced of their affliction, or you
can share it with a friend.
If
your victim can pee in a cup, they can do this.
Every
test will yield a false positive.
The
color-matching scale is graduated from yellow to green to dark blue.
Unless you're an alien, every subject's natural urine will move the
marker past green, which is a positive result in and of itself, and
right on to dark blue, which is the "WARNING ZONE" indicating
such a strong positive that other anomalies may also be present. When
the subject's pee turns the marker dark blue, the instructions advise
to freeze the specimen in the freezer (a freezer-acceptable container
is provided), then consult a doctor ASAP for further testing. It's up
to you to stop them before they make a rush appointment, then spend
$75 at the doctor. Or not. Either way, you'll laugh yourself into a
gut-ache, watching them jump through the hoops.
If
you like a gag with class, this is for you.
CAUTION:
Your mark may kill you.
When you click
the order button you'll be taken to a secure server which will collect
your shipping info and take your loot.
This test is
for pregnancy only, as shown, and cannot be altered
or personalized.
For fake medical
tests which may be personalized, click here.
We accept MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, eChecks and VISA, etc.. No goats.
We
accept: American Express, Master Card, Visa, Discover
Item
#FT-2 Remember: This item
(Fake Pregnancy Test) is already in stock and may NOT be personalized
or customized. If you want to customize a test label, click HERE
instead of ordering this item.
CAUTION:This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly.
By completing and submitting the form below, you agree not to use this product
for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful
to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be
used for fun or for evil, depending solely on the intentions of
the user. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. Be sure your "mark"
has a sense of humor before unleashing this product upon
them!
We again urge CAUTION when using gags which have the potential of causing emotional harm (as almost any gag or practical joke does). KNOW YOUR VICTIM. Many people will not find this issue humorous in the slightest. Be sure your "mark" has an "evolved" sense of humor.
Keep away from children
Store in cool, dark place
Do not eat
Do not insert into any body orifice
If stuck in eye, rinse with water
Contains no amphetamines
$22.95 each
NOTE:
You may request "RUSH" (specify during checkout)
True-Love Test?
In our days of industrial diving, raising ships, we gave up on using graduates of so-called "commercial diving schools" for various reasons, and just trained our own divers. As part of that training we needed to know which divers would STICK when things went to hell underwater, and which would panic and perhaps take more lives with them. So, as much as we disliked doing so, we tested every diver to see how they'd react when something "bad" happened on an underwater jobsite. We never, ever tested in stupid ways like turning off their air, but our methods were just as successful in subtler ways. These tests proved invaluable and probably saved lives, not the least of which were the lives of those who were prone to panic and so were removed from environments where panic meant death. We believe in the concept of testing for all sorts of things, but when it comes to love, we're not sure we're "there". The item on this page and others (Fake Pregnancy tests, Fake DNA tests, Fake Pregnancy Bellies, Fake Ultrasounds and Fake Pregnancy Documents) are sometimes being used in a way that may possibly backfire on the user. We've been aware of this use for some time, and we've been unsure how we felt about it, or how to address it. It is, simply, the use of these fake pregnancy products by women to "test" their boyfriends, husbands, significant others, to see if they truly love them. The idea is that if a significant other gets the news of a surprise pregnancy sprung upon them, they'll either embrace it, or flee, and the option they choose will dictate whether or not they "truly love" the woman perpetrating the ruse. This is very dangerous stuff. In the first place, any initial reaction by the guy may be a knee-jerk reaction. It may not reflect what he really feels. Sure, even if he comes back the next day and begs forgiveness and vows his undying support, you can still argue that he was a scumbag for even having entertained the notion of bolting, and perhaps you'd be right. Or perhaps not. The human heart is a very complicated thing. None of us has complete control over it; none of us knows FOR SURE what lies in ours. While the use of these products as a test of true love may have "some" benefit in discovering what's really in your mate's heart, the use of these products for that purpose should be discouraged, because the initial reaction may not be the truest reaction. While we do believe in the morality of using "little tests", usually psychological tests, to find out what's in a person's heart, this particular method of testing for true love may be like using a hammer to cave in a skull when a gentle tap on the shoulder would have sufficed. We urge extreme caution with these products. Think before you buy. Think again before you spring your trap. Be absolutely sure you WANT to know what's in your mate's heart. Sometimes it's better not to know.
Fake Pregnancy Test
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