Scare
the Absolute B-Jesus Out of Your
Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with Fake Pregnancy Docs!
Usually ships
same day, always within 72 hours.
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For entertainment purposes only stamp near bottom of page
Pressure-embossed
notary-type seal
If
you like a gag with class, this is for you.
CAUTION:
Your mark may kill you.
We accept MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, eChecks and VISA, etc.. No goats.
We
accept: American Express, Master Card, Visa, Discover
The majority of these fake pregnancy products go to forty-something women who want to have some fun with their husbands (or neighbors, co-workers, etc.). But we see some of these being used for "other" purposes as well:
CAUTION:This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly.
By completing and submitting the form below, you agree not to use this product
for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful
to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be
used for fun or for evil, depending solely on the intentions of
the user. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. Be sure your "mark"
has a sense of humor before unleashing this product upon
them!We again urge CAUTION when using gags which have the potential of causing emotional harm (as almost any gag or practical joke does). KNOW YOUR VICTIM. Many people will not find this issue humorous in the slightest. Be sure your "mark" has an "evolved" sense of humor.
NOTICE: We're aware of a number of mothers (even a few sex-ed teachers) who are using these documents (fake pregnancy papers), and even our fake ultrasounds and fake pregnancy tests, as a means to scare their minor daughters (or students). The reasoning seems to be that some mothers want to shock their daughters into being careful about pregnancy. While the result, if it works, may be a noble one, we question the means to achieve it. If you take your 15, 16, 17 year-old daughter to the doctor for some routine piece of maintenance, then a few days later present her with a document which, to her, looks completely real, and it convinces her she's pregnant, the trauma you inflict may be more than you bargained for -- and more than she deserves. Try to imagine the blunt shock force of such a pronouncement. We don't begin to presume to tell a parent how best to raise their child, and we aren't going to make the statement that we believe this particular shock therapy to be completely without merit -- indeed, the shock of REALLY learning that you're REALLY pregnant at age 15 will be far more brutal than this. But please, parents (and teachers and school nurses), we're just urging you to think this through before springing it upon your child who, you fear, may be headed into a life of severe responsibility far sooner than she's equipped to deal with it. Please use this product with extreme caution, no matter your intended use.
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$17.95 (two identical copies)
NOTE:
You may request "RUSH" (specify during checkout)
True-Love Test?
In our days of industrial diving, raising ships, we gave up on using graduates of so-called "commercial diving schools" for various reasons, and just trained our own divers. As part of that training we needed to know which divers would STICK when things went to hell underwater, and which would panic and perhaps take more lives with them. So, as much as we disliked doing so, we tested every diver to see how they'd react when something "bad" happened on an underwater jobsite. We never, ever tested in stupid ways like turning off their air, but our methods were just as successful in subtler ways. These tests proved invaluable and probably saved lives, not the least of which were the lives of those who were prone to panic and so were removed from environments where panic meant death. We believe in the concept of testing for all sorts of things, but when it comes to love, we're not sure we're "there". The item on this page and others (Fake Pregnancy tests, Fake DNA tests, Fake Pregnancy Bellies, Fake Ultrasounds and Fake Pregnancy Documents) are sometimes being used in a way that may possibly backfire on the user. We've been aware of this use for some time, and we've been unsure how we felt about it, or how to address it. It is, simply, the use of these fake pregnancy products by women to "test" their boyfriends, husbands, significant others, to see if they truly love them. The idea is that if a significant other gets the news of a surprise pregnancy sprung upon them, they'll either embrace it, or flee, and the option they choose will dictate whether or not they "truly love" the woman perpetrating the ruse. This is very dangerous stuff. In the first place, any initial reaction by the guy may be a knee-jerk reaction. It may not reflect what he really feels. Sure, even if he comes back the next day and begs forgiveness and vows his undying support, you can still argue that he was a scumbag for even having entertained the notion of bolting, and perhaps you'd be right. Or perhaps not. The human heart is a very complicated thing. None of us has complete control over it; none of us knows FOR SURE what lies in ours. While the use of these products as a test of true love may have "some" benefit in discovering what's really in your mate's heart, the use of these products for that purpose should be discouraged, because the initial reaction may not be the truest reaction. While we do believe in the morality of using "little tests", usually psychological tests, to find out what's in a person's heart, this particular method of testing for true love may be like using a hammer to cave in a skull when a gentle tap on the shoulder would have sufficed. We urge extreme caution with these products. Think before you buy. Think again before you spring your trap. Be absolutely sure you WANT to know what's in your mate's heart. Sometimes it's better not to know.
NOTE: Names that are alphabetized in office files are presented last-name FIRST, then a comma, (then a space), then first-name LAST, such as: "Smith, Nancy"; not "Nancy, Smith"
Fake Pregnancy Documents
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