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FV-09 Bobbit Copycat, Performed by Laura H. (below)
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Authorities at this hour are preparing to make an arrest of the so-called "Bobbit Copycat" who several days ago used a pair of scissors, like these, to, in her words, "teach that miserable rat-bastard a lesson". Police say the woman became enraged at her significant other for an incident both refuse to discuss, and rather than seek remedies in the courts, she resorted to a vicious and bloody act which left the victim, shown here for the first time, yearning for his manhood. The suspect told this reporter in an exclusive telephone interview that the part she removed wasn't really all that memorable anyway, and she doubted she would face any "significant consequences". Law enforcement personnel we've spoken to disagree, but it's well-known that the county's first female prosecutor is a man-hating bitch, and she has already spoken publicly to say she doubts there's really a case to be tried. The victim was treated at a local hospital and has refused to speak with the media, but has apparently taken up a sudden interest in needle-point and Tupperware parties. Doctors were apparently unable to re-attach the tiny appendage due to the unfortunate arrival and prompt departure of a hungry alley cat at the time of the unGodly amputation. This is Casey Miles reporting for Channel 54 news.
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